Lazy As F***

Let your furry friend's personality shine with a one of a kind dog collar made to order by hand in Canada!

Embrace the cozy and laid-back vibe with our "Lazy As F***" collar, meticulously handcrafted to order in New Brunswick, Canada. This collar is a humorous nod to your dog's love for leisure, featuring relaxed sloths amidst the cheeky text that echoes the slow and steady pace of a lazy afternoon. It's the perfect accessory for the dog who believes in the philosophy of taking it slow and enjoying life's simple pleasures. Choose from martingale, buckle, or hybrid closure options to suit your dog's easygoing lifestyle.

The quality of this collar is as enduring as a sloth's leisurely hang—with a robust nylon webbing interior and a 100% cotton exterior, it's designed for both comfort and style. The playful sloth illustrations alongside the "Lazy As F***" text is more than just a quirky design; it's a whimsical affirmation of your dog's laid-back charm. And when it's time to freshen up after a day of lounging around, this collar is entirely machine-washable, ensuring the relaxed vibe stays fresh and the humor stays whimsical.

Additional Details:

• Available in Martingale, Buckle, or Hybrid
• High-quality materials sourced from Canada and the USA
• Outer shell is 100% cotton for a snug, comfortable fit
• Machine washable to keep the lazy charm fresh
• Handmade to order in New Brunswick, Canada

With the "Lazy As F***" collar, every day is a celebration of the fine art of doing nothing in the most amusing way. Your dog is sure to enjoy the slow lane, wearing a collar that’s as humorous and relaxed as their personality.